Saturday, August 19, 2006
Billy took a large, smooth stone and threw it down the abyss. A loud chorus of shouts erupted from the abyss shortly after. It appears that they were upset.
beast
The great beast arose, angry and ready for battle. It broke down walls, destroyed city streets, and generally made a menace of itself. It was not a very mature beast at all, I'm afraid.
just
Billy began to wish for things: cars, houses, televisions, dvd players, and other things. He wanted them very badly. He was willing to fight beasts to get them.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
like
What was the world like, when frogs could speak? When gardens were filled with fruits that fufilled, and nerds were celebrated?
something
A crowd soon gathered around the young man. He adjusted his glasses and began to write beautiful mathematical equations. The crowd oohed at the sight of sine and cosine, cheered for the exponents, and clapped wildly when the young man wrote a magnificent infinity symbol.
began
Billy began to desire sleep. He took his pillow, a few blankets, and a small plush animal and headed outside. The night air would be refreshing for sleeping.
to
The man, slowly but surely, tied his large, red shoes and hopped to attention. His manager, Mr. Roelf, nodded approvingly and gave the man his next task. It was a normal day at the Roelf Store.
everything
The handsome hero paused at the edge of the rooftop and yelled out in his strong, clear voice: "Proginseis Boy! Wherever you are, I will find and destroy you!" To his shock, a voice came back from somewhere in the city: "I highly doubt that. You couldn't even save her and you have the power to fly. I think you will fail." The handsome hero began to realized that he needed the help of Proginseis Girl, the arch-rival of Proginseis Boy.
signs
The wayword world of wayne was filled with white walruses and walnuts and wings of weeping wringlbeasts.
light
The small jar contained light that filled the entire room. Billy much desired to buy it, but it cost far more than he had in his small pants' pocket.
computer
The computer had fallen in love. It began to make plans pursue this interest, when it realized that it was a computer, and that any attempt it made would fail.
fat
The fat, old man began to sing softly to himself. His singing caught the attention of the local commissioner, whose job it was to stop all expression of emotion. The fat, old man was led into the local freedom room, a name not all together fitting for its purpose.
shrill
The noise of the machine was shrill and very annoying. Ronald and his friends began throwing rocks at the machine. Later, the balding Mr. Brogohnson tapped it with his foot. The noise continued. Shrugging, he continued on his way. Eventually, the lovely Thomson girl came by, singing a little tune. The machine stopped its shrill shriek, amazed by her singing. One day, it thought, it would gather up the courage to say hello to her.
oh
"Did you like that?" Mrs. Wimleson asked her husband. She had just given him rather large gift of a thousand dollars to spend however he wanted. Mr. Wimleson looked ashamed: he had spent it all at the local crane machine, with only an ugly purple bear with a large yellow bow on it.
no more
With shouts of no more! and enough already! the cows began to protest. They were protesting the actions of local cow hater Thomas Angeson, a firm believer that cows should stay in the fields and not move into the work force.
what
The small rodent looked puzzled. Where had all of his friends gone? They seemed to be disappearing with more and more frequency. Shrugging it off, the rodent spotted a piece of cheese and decided to pursue the temptation...
fight
The man nodded his head, still chewing on his piece of toast. After swallowing, he announced that, yes, the town would be given to the grass toasters. Yes, it was disappointing to lose the town, but they still had their families, their lives: they could start over.
try
The man tried to understand the small, quick gestulations of the tiny piece of toast. The toast was trying to explain to the man that the bagels were joining forces with the buns and rolls to overtake his home. The man gave up and walked away, ending any chances for saving his home from the bread products.
goodbye
The nerd whipped his full head of hair around as he looked back towards her. She, of course, was a large badger who had kindly allowed him to stay in her guest house while he tried to sort a few things out. The nerd waved, suddenly very sad indeed at the though of leaving such kind badger.
As
The scholar began to write about many things. Included in his ramblings were discussions of cheese physics, monkey-nerd politics, the arts, rights for bears, and the history of words.
done
Finally, the small creature was done being stupid. It put its nose in a book and began to read. Several hours later, the creature ventured out into the world, filled with a new knowledge and a new purposed.
rigor
The balloon began to grow very large indeed. Frank laughed as he continued filling it to well past its pontential. The balloon, tired and very angry indeed, finally shouted at Frank to stop. Feeling very timid indeed, Frank quickly shut off the faucet and tied the balloon. The balloon apologized for his outburst, and promised to help Frank in any way he could in Frank's plans for water balloon revenge.
roar
The animosity between the leader of the small band of rebels and the old monkey general who allowed them to stay on their land for a small fee soon erupted into fighting and name-calling. It was not good: it was a very bad day for both of them.
monkeys
The monkeys circled back, screeching and yelling with rage. The leader of the group, a haughty nerd of a monkey, raised his arm and began to chant. The rest of the monkeys joined him in this strange ritual, a common event in the Jungles of Isengaurd.
bring
George stared from across the room. She was there. He could feel his dark, piercing eyes scanning the room, searching for a victim. She then let out a shrill shriek and ran, waving her hands wildly, towards one of the fatter students at Herbert Moore Academy.
hide
Billy peaked out from under his desk. A very angry Mrs. Waddlesworth stared fiercely at him, pointing at the pile of goo enveloping her desk. Billy couldn't help but to let out a small laugh. Who would have ever thought that he would actually go through with his bold plan for Mrs. Waddleworth's desk?
lawyers
The host of lawyers were led into a small room. The only objects in the room were a desk, a table, and a small television. All of the lawyers talked nervously among themselves, waiting for whatever came next. One of the brighter lawyers carefully lifted television off of its perch on the desk. Underneath lay a small note sealed with a single piece of tape. The conversations around the room eventually hushed as the lawyer began to read the note aloud. The news was not good.
billy
Billy stared across the pit into the other place. She was there, laughing and enjoying her days of freedom. Billy looked sadly at his chains and his pile of dirt. She would never know that he had taken her place in the dirt mines of arecrez for her. She actually could not know, under elder law. With a heavy heart, Billy continued mining the dirt from the carved-out cave walls.
go
Without a word, Bill began to destroy everything in sight. He took a large brick and threw it into the window of a nearby car. He took a large pile of leaves and spread them all over the yard, effectively ruining an afternoon of hard labor.
pine
Ronald swung the worn shed door open and stepped inside. Fumbling for the light, he accidently knocked over a large sack. Upon reaching the floor, the sack released a cloud of flying, furry beasts that began to attack Ronald with their small, sharp teeth.
music
Billy began to create music purely with his mind. Out of his mind came swirls of trumpets, horns, and drums. His music filled the valley and brought peace to a war-torn land.
rogerian
A rogerian beast began to dance. He hopped to the left, to the right, and back again to the left. He was in the groove and was impressing the host of dance elders in the area.
small
A small roar escaped from the mouth of the beast. The beast had found a large piece of his cheese on the ground, soiled and destroyed. The beast swore revenge on whoever had done this.
Monday, August 14, 2006
big
Frank plunged his hand deep into the earth, searching for a very special key. Upon finding it, he returned to his hovercraft and took off into the sky.
here
Frank paused at the door. He adjusted his tie slightly, gulped, and gave a quick rap on the door. A rather large man opened the door and punched Frank in the nose. Then the man sat outside and looked at the stars.
face
Billy looked at his fat, grotesque face and grimaced. This made his face even more ugly, and he grimaced again. This process went on for well over an hour.
dreams
Billy woke up with a start. He had a strange dream, in which everyone was walking about like clones, without any deviance from their normal behavior. Billy, glad the dream was over, put on his usual business attire and drove his car to work.
day
Billy got up in the morning, ready to take on the world. Marching boldly down the street, he grinned as a whole parade of little creatures came up to him, shouting excitingly. Billy took the time to say hello and greet each one of them, looking each one square in the eye.
ronald
Ronald Trump tore around the McDonallds, angry and not about to take nonsense from anyone. He paused in front of the french fry pit and, with a devilish sneer, uttered an acridic "you're fried."
indeed
Frank began to grow angry. He threw a large rock into the nearby window, causing a mild uproar inside the home. A red-faced Mr. Waddlesworth and his rather large wife came out, huffing and puffing. This would not end well...
well
Billy nodded slightly. He understood his mission: steal the jelly, tie up the pig, and get out of the country. He smiled: soon he would be enjoying the beaches of a small Pacific island...
deny
The judge stared fiercely at the fat, balding man in front of him. A lifetime of petty crimes and theft sat in front of the judge, in paper form. The judge sighed: if only he was at home, enjoying a nice, cold soda.
with
With a large club, the angry man ran down the street. He began to smash everything in sight: cars, mailboxes, small bicycles, and other such things. He was out of control and was loving it.
rob
Rob glanced at his left and his right. All around him were floating, globular spheres. Rob carefully touched one and a small squeal eminated from the sphere: they were alive.
william
William slid into his worn, leather chair and began typing on his computer. His typing was cut short by a loud crash outside his bedroom window. William carefully lifted the blinds and stared into the eyes of a large, fierce ape.
frank
Frank took a large rubber ball and dropped it onto the concrete. Bouncing, the ball went down the street. Frank began to chase after it, but stopped: a red truck had pulled in front of the ball, obscuring Frank's ability to retrieve it.
billy
Billy began to study the effects of friction upon a small ball. He applied a small dot of oil upon the wooden table and spread it about. He then carefully slid the ball across the table, and watched it slide with ease.
writer
The writer began to understand that he was at a loss for words. He had just written the most elequent piece of writing he had ever written, when a large bird and swooped down and destroyed it with its talons. The writer sat down and wept, for days.
point
Billy began to understand the point of his life. He took a large chunk of cheese and shoved it into the generator. This caused a massive explosion that destroyed the cheese factory, freeing the country from the oligarchy on cheese.
nerds
The nerds began to dance, with vigor. They celebrated their unique skills in mathematics and trivia as well. It was a nerd-fest, yes, but nevertheless was fun.
beast
The beast rose up, angry and ready to destroy. It approached the camp, roaring and generally being a nuisance. Upon reaching the first cabin, the beast crushed it completely with its large leathery foot.
without
The brown bear paused, sensing trouble. He whipped around and saw a large blob sitting in a burgundy, leather chair. The blob was Ron Piper, a local lawyer who fought for bear rights.
all
All of the woodland creatures began to hop about the forest, happy and giggling. Then, a foot crushed one of the creatures, causing a small stampede out of the area. The foot belonged to James Rigorian, hunter and crusher of small woodland creatures.
billy
Billy took a deep breath of air and leapt upon the trampoline. He began to jump higher and higher, never stopping; never ceasing. His jumps were like the jumps of a large man on a trampoline: they were pretty big. Finally, Billy stopped, exhausted. He put himself down onto the trampoline and sighed. He was glad he was down jumping. It was very tiring.
first
Billy ran towards his house and opened the door. He ran down the hallway and into the adjoining room next to his shabby bedroom. Inside was a small desk. Billy opened a small drawer just under the desk's surface and pulled out a slip of paper and a pen. He began to write: "Dear family: I have no place here. I am moving to Mexico. Goodbye." Billy carefully taped the note onto the fridge, and left the home for good. Later, much much later, Billy's family arrived home and saw the note on the fridge. They immediately began to gather flashlights, food, and other supplies for the search. Later, when the family had settled down they realized that they all did not like Billy. They decided not to pursue him. Instead, they began to have some fun and dance and sing.
